Actually - it ain't that hard. I mean, it's not like the phony roadsters are difficult to find.
This is what you might call a classic illegal vehicle. Is it a cab? Is is limo? Or, is it both a cab and a limo?
Whatever - this one's been around for a couple of years, apparently unmolested by any form of enforcement or the police.
As the old saying goes, "where there is a will there is a way." But if there is no will, what you get are illegal limo/taxis.
Sometimes they actually look like cabs. But the one below is lacking the Yellow triangle and has a disconnected phone number.
Sometimes they just steal a name and splash on an approximate color.
Sometimes they don't try hard enough. This one stole Luxor's colors but gave it a generic name.
If you look closely you can see 401 on the front door and 778 near the back.
"Yellow" is popular word for naming pseudo taxis but it covers a wide variety of sins.
Some of these vehicles might be legal in places like Marin.
Some are just plan ridiculous.
The phone number on the above faux taxi actually did work. The guy who answered wouldn't tell me what city he was in but he did say that he was no longer in the cab business.
Whatever their virtues or lack thereof, these illegal vehicles all have 3 things in common:
- They don't pay business taxes - at least not in San Francisco.
- They don't pay license fees in San Francisco.
- Insurance companies void auto polices if the vehicles are used as taxis or for illegal activities. Therefore, people riding in these vehicles are not insured.
The SFPD talks a good game when it comes to illegal cab and limo enforcement but the truth is that they're just too busy. In fact they are so busy that they can't seem to gave a ticket to an illegal vehicle unless they're paying themselves overtime.
In May 2010, Chief Murphy promised us a direct line that we could use to report illegal vehicles. As of this morning, nine months later, he still hasn't found the time to set up that phone number.
I checked with the police and you can call 311 to report an illegal taxi although the officer I spoke with thought that 311 was more for complaints about real taxis.
When you call 311 they are very polite and what they do is politely pass your complaint on to the "Taxi Commission" - which no longer exists.
We cab drivers know either where the illegal taxis and limos are or where they are likely to show up. All we need are a few good men and women who have the will, the authority and a systematic plan to put these clowns out of business.
If the Board of Supervisors passes Taxi Services Director Christiane Hayashi's proposed changes in the transportation code on March 1, 2011, that's exactly what Taxi Services should be able to do.